Grammar Queen is peeved!

Myra JohnsonGrammar Queen, Pet peeves

Grammar Queen has been on a tear lately at the blatant misuse of the pronouns “whoever” and “whomever.” Use the same rules that apply to “who” and “whom.”  If the pronoun is the SUBJECT of a verb or verb phrase, use WHO or WHOEVER. If the pronoun is the OBJECT of a preposition or verb, use WHOM or WHOMEVER. Examples: …

Dangling modifiers and other pet peeves

Myra JohnsonGrammar Queen, Pet peeves

Good morning, class! Let us begin with a pertinent reminder. Say it with me, now… GRAMMAR IS YOUR FRIEND.  Louder, please… GRAMMAR IS YOUR FRIEND! Much better. However, as many of you already realize, Grammar Queen is not here to be your friend. Grammar Queen is here to INSTRUCT YOU IN THE RULES OF PROPER GRAMMAR.  Ah, yes, I’ve heard …

More Homophones

Myra JohnsonGrammar Queen, Homophones

Good morning, class. As you are aware, the English language is fraught with words that sound alike but are spelled differently and have different meanings. These are called homophones. In a previous lecture, a few of the sound-alike word pairs we discussed were:  slew / slue stationary / stationery mantle / mantel all ready / already dessert / desert  Your …

Dangling Participles and Misplaced Modifiers

Myra JohnsonGrammar Queen, Misplaced Modifiers

My, my, can it be I have neglected to provide a lecture for you since this time last year? Shame on me! Unfortunately, anyone who has not been hiding under a rock (which, frankly, is sounding like a most desirable option these days) is painfully aware of the current sad state of our country and world. To say the events …

GQ lectures on redundancies

Myra JohnsonGrammar Queen, redundancies

Good morning, class! Are you having an enjoyable summer? GQ is doing her absolute best to stay cool, since Myra insisted on dragging me all the way back to Texas with her.  Wait—what? Myra is over there in her writing chair loudly informing me that it was I who insisted on accompanying her on this cross-country move. Hmmph. As if …

Using the right/write word at the right/write time

Myra JohnsonGrammar Queen, misused words

Good morning, students! It’s so nice to see you all in your places with bright, shining faces. I’ve decorated my classroom with beautiful spring flowers just for you! All right, shall we– Excuse me, you there in the back row. Disrespect for grammar will not be tolerated. Careful, dearie, or I’ll send you out in the hallway to write 1,000 …

The Lowly Comma: A little respect, please!

Myra Johnsoncommas, Grammar Queen

Greetings, class! I’m simply delighted Myra permitted me to return with another lecture. The first order of business, however, will be a pop quiz, because Grammar Queen really must assess your comma skills before the lecture begins. Please mark each of these sentences correct or incorrect, and be prepared to explain your reasons: 1. Charlotte visited the palace to see …

GQ Wishes You a Happy and Grammatically Correct New Year!

Myra JohnsonGrammar Queen

Good morning, students, and may I wish each of you a happy, productive, and grammatically correct New Year! Yes, there is nothing like the start of a new year for resolving never again to commit grammatical faux pas. And the best way to avoid such embarrassment is to learn and remember the rules. That is why Grammar Queen has consented …

Grammar Queen has moved!

Myra JohnsonGrammar Queen

Good morning, class. Welcome to my new classroom location, right here on Myra’s blog! I hope you will visit often and work diligently to keep up with your studies! Our subject today concerns . . . yes, you are correct: grammar. An understanding of proper grammar is essential no matter your vocation, but especially so for writers, who certainly do …